I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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