So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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