Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
im calling her cock vulture from now on
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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