either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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