come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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