I want to make a zoo with you.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Congratulations! We have a period
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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