what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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