quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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