That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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