i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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