All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You are a genius and a whore.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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