I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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