just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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