the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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