Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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