I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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