Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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