i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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