there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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