You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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