found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
All I want is dick and wine.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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