At least make sure they are 18
Why
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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