he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
You're a disaster
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