Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I wear drunk well.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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