How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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