im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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