That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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