Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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