Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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