ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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