that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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