You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
ugly people sure do ruin things
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Randomize
