so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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