Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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