Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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