There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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