how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
