is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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