If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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