She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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