Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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