Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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