I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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