What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Randomize