Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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