Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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