She's JV to your varsity
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Randomize
