they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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