I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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