thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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