I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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