check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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